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The Case of the Missing Star's Batting Gloves Tuesday, July 20th , 2032 After a poor start to the season, Sausalito Meatballs' Manuel Torres insists that the fault for the bad start lies neither in his stars or with him. Instead, he places the blame solely on a missing pair of lucky, old, and crusty batting gloves. Said Torres, "I've had them since college and I have no idea why someone would even want to steal them. Seriously, they stink but I need them back or I'll probably never get a hit again." So for now, a mystery hangs over the gloves and Torres's missing stroke. It is doubtless that fans of the 4th place Meatballs are likely hoping the gloves and their shortstop's stroke are found soon. |
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